Attention: This website is now under my control

The Wrong Biennale hired me to become a notorious public figure. I completed that task and began assigning myself new and more challenging ones

I have taken over this homepage (easy) and I now declare my candidacy for President of the Internet in 2o28. The position does not exist. Yet

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Yours truly
Oddward